I worked has a jobbing gardener when we lived in that leafy Cheshire village. I just put an advert in a newsagents and I soon had a little gardening round. I was never short of work unlike here.
Once I went cutting a Leylandi conifer hedge for this lady who lived in a big posh house in the countryside. She insisted I came in for some liquid refreshment. So I doffed my cap, pulled my forelock and took off my welly bobs and went inside the house. She was called Lady Chatterley and... Dream on Davey lad.
I knew it was posh because they had fruit in a bowl on the sideboard and nobody was ill. The old one's are the best.
Any road or any way. I drank my "nice" cup of tea (I don't even drink it!) and unwrapped TWO Club biscuits and I noticed a "baby" grand piano in the front room. I recognised the piano because I come from a musical family. My mother owned a Singer sewing machine!
I asked Mrs posh lady if she had a budding maestro concert pianist in the family? She told me it belonged to her daughter and she only bought it her for the discipline.
"If she can master music she can master any language or subject."
I went outside and mastered picking up the hedge trimmings!
Once I went cutting a Leylandi conifer hedge for this lady who lived in a big posh house in the countryside. She insisted I came in for some liquid refreshment. So I doffed my cap, pulled my forelock and took off my welly bobs and went inside the house. She was called Lady Chatterley and... Dream on Davey lad.
I knew it was posh because they had fruit in a bowl on the sideboard and nobody was ill. The old one's are the best.
Any road or any way. I drank my "nice" cup of tea (I don't even drink it!) and unwrapped TWO Club biscuits and I noticed a "baby" grand piano in the front room. I recognised the piano because I come from a musical family. My mother owned a Singer sewing machine!
I asked Mrs posh lady if she had a budding maestro concert pianist in the family? She told me it belonged to her daughter and she only bought it her for the discipline.
"If she can master music she can master any language or subject."
I went outside and mastered picking up the hedge trimmings!
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